...is framed

...plugs t'Leks

How'ee?! Bin t' Lek District? 'Ere's two of me fevs, takin' from me own camera so long ago. You's nae see these nowt where else. Such bootiful colours...

...has 'airs on his chist

Summat else I med lately.

Get a giggot fer you's t' tell me what brew this came from.

...larns t' count

Aye, marras. Ah'm reet proud of meself. An' yoo wud be too if y' get sum useless knowledge into yer skull an' count in ahr dialect. Dis wall picture tells yer how t'do it.

Aye, ah med it. Din' ah tells you I do graphics fer a livin'?

...has this camera

A bloomin' gud view from Silloth, aboot methera-dick (13) miles from dear ol' Spatri'.

Reet blue, innit? Yer kin tell I hav a gud eye f''dis sorta thing. Don't remember how bootiful the weather was? Give over! They were tekkin pimp (5) years ago!

...posts reet late

Reet late, innit?

Tyan moah disktops t' show off t'yers. Tyan means 'two' t' you nummal speakin' folk, but ah'll explain about this'n moah detail late this week.

...larns t' use Wiki

Ya know, dis Wikipedia's a helpful lairn, am I reet?

The Cumbrian dialect is a local English dialect spoken in Cumbria in northern England, not to be confused with the extinct Celtic language Cumbric that used to be spoken in Cumbria. As in any county, there is a gradual drift in accent towards its neighbours. Barrow-in-Furness (within the historic boundaries of Lancashire) has a similar accent to much of Lancashire whilst the northern parts of Cumbria have a more North-East English sound to them. Whilst clearly being an English accent approximately between Lancashire and Geordie it shares much vocabulary with Scots.

Ahs hope yoo larn a thin' ar two from this 'ere, like. Me, thars' summat funny ah larn't from countin' from yan ta giggot, but hey, les leave that fir another day. Ah need me kip!